_Man Rules_: At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
 
 /Finally/ , the guys’ side of the story.
 ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
 We always hear ” the rules” from the female side.
 
 Now here are the rules from the male side.
 
 These are our rules!
 Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE!
 
 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
 
 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
 You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
 We need it up, you need it down.
 You don’t hear us complaining about you …