What a savings!
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year
Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’
Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks’
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, ‘Edna, I’m 85
years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance’
To this, Edna replied, “Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty
bucks is fifty bucks’
The pilot overheard the couple …

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.” “Yes, I know …

Take a walk through history around Albuquerque’s Old Town, the serene village that has been the focal point of community life since 1706. Quiet hidden patios, winding brick paths, gardens and balconies are waiting to be discovered. Wrought iron and adobe benches beckon you to rest in the shade and watch people stroll by. Visit historic San Felipe de Neri Church and relax in the Rose Garden.

An elderly gentleman…
Had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to
the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must
be really pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my
family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on …