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The trials and tribulations of Building 800
Chabot Spectator
The first question that came to mind when I caught this on the poop sheet that's given out every week in the press room was ‘are you serious?' I mean it'sa brand new building. From the outside it looks elite, a nice new chain linked white rail that ...

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Macca wants to poop the party
Essex Echo, UK
By Chris Phillips » The table-topping Foxes visit Roots Hall on Saturday knowing a win would clinch promotion and the League One championship. But the Shrimpers midfielder is keen to delay their impending celebrations by securing a shock victory for ...

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Gary Bogue: "Wild Gardening" means using no pesticides
Contra Costa Times, CA
By Gary Bogue Spring is sprung, as they say, and I carted home 12 bags of steer poop last weekend to celebrate. (I assume those of you who aren't laughing are gardeners.) I left the bags of manure next to one of the garden boxes so Lois could shovel ...

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5-month-old puppy isn't housebroken: Ask Dog Lady
The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com, OH
When I take her out, she will pee or poop but will never initiate it on her own. She sleeps through the night, but daytime, despite my taking her out every hour, she will still pee or poop in the house if I don't see her right away. ...
No shirking duties South End News
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Catch my disease
Stuff.co.nz, New Zealand
I'm telling ya, the whole runny poop thing anywhere-at-anytime... (surprise!) isn't doing much for bonding owner and pup, but somehow I still love that little guy (maybe because Joel's the one who cleans it up). And here's me writing about dog poop ...

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Water-Drinking, Tokyoites, Fart-Eating
San Diego Reader, CA
That means the poop particles are floating around and they go in your nose and on your tongue, so if you can smell my fart, you really have my micropoop in your mouth! Ha ha ha!” Not that funny to us victims. You ever heard this? Thanks. ...

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Rerun and the Doobie Brothers
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA
After traumatizing The Poop yesterday with the "Diff'rent Strokes" Gordon Jump sex offender-with-a-laugh track video, I thought I'd post something lighter. A few of you mentioned this classic very special "What's Happening!!" episode where Rerun gets ...

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Obama Girls Sell Pet Dog Poop On Abay
The Spoof (satire), UK
The clever little girls are selling the poop from their new puppy over Abay--and already they are raking in thousands of bucks! It was Michelle Obama's idea to make money selling dog poop. Michelle helped her little girls write the Ebay ad. ...

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The scoop on poop
Arkansas Traveler (subscription), AR
Hoping for a shopping adventure or even a good movie, I was more than surprised to hear her say, "The Scoop on Poop." Between my obvious repulsion and the look on my face, even with all the noise, I just knew we could both hear crickets. ...

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Poop power is green power
Mother Nature Network, GA
Ole Jakob Johansen, one of the people pushing poop power in Oslo, said that each person creates the equivalent of 2.1 gallons of diesel fuel per year by visiting the bathroom. Multiply that by a city of 250000 and you can operate 80 buses for 62000 ...

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ABC News

The Poop on the New First Dog
TMZ.com, CA
We've already told you the Obama dog is a used pooch -- with a past! Here's the lowdown. Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog whose original name was Charlie, was sold by a Texas breeder on December 8, 2008. The family that bought the dog paid $1600. ...
Video: Bo Makes White House Debut CBS
Dog-loving CEOs have a few tips for the Obamas and Bo USA Today
Multiple Republican Senators Put Hold On First Dog Nomination TPMCafé
Chicago Breaking News - Tribune - The Swamp - Tribune's Washington Bureau
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Web petition for poop bins
Reading Evening Post, UK
By Jonny Fordham Scores of dog walkers are still barking mad at losing their dedicated dog poo bins – despite the council installing more than 50 replacement bins this week. Wokingham Borough Council scrapped 245 dedicated red dog mess bins to save ...

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Max, Wild Things & Poop
aParently Speaking, CA
So the big, glorious movie, directed by Spike Jonze, hits theaters next fall, but here’s the trailer and … if you want to see what would happen if Spike tackled that other classic children’s book, “Everybody Poops,” EW popwatch can show you.

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National Scoop the Poop Week - It's Your Civic Doody!
Emediawire (press release), WA
National Scoop the Poop Week is April 28 - May 4, 2009. Kansas City, MO (PRWEB) April 14, 2009 -- Stinkies Pet Waste Removal encourages dog owners of the importance of cleaning up after their dogs. National Scoop the Poop Week is April 28 - May 4, ...
Finding diamonds in the poop Metro Canada - Calgary
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San Francisco Chronicle

Gone But Not Forgotten: The Woody Show on Live 105
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA
The Poop readers who remember our blogging skirmish with The Woody Show (see it here and here ... click "Older comments from this entry" to view the carnage) might assume that we aren't particularly broken up by the news. But I liked the show, ...

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ReadWriteWeb

Korean Cyber Defamation Law causes trouble for Google
Neoseeker
In this case, the story was over someone now known as Korea's "dog poop girl." In 2005, a college-aged women was caught not cleaning up after her dog, on public transit. A passerby took notice, posted pictures of her online, and the story made huge ...
Google Disables Uploads, Comments on YouTube Korea PC World
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Leash and ‘poop scoop’ mandatory under bylaw
Alberta Daily Herald Tribune, Canada
Roth said the poop-and-scoop bylaw is a little harder to enforce than the leash bylaw. “That’s the kind of stuff you need to see happen,” he said. Generally, he said, both rules should be followed out of common respect for your neighbours and the ...

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Percy Harvin is good ... for one NFL official to poop on
Swamp Things, FL
It's never a good sign when one official compares the thought of drafting you to eating poop. With that said, we want more of your thoughts. One of the goals of Swamp Things is to make this more of a community forum. As draft day gets closer, ...

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I can poop right in the back seat?
Reuters India, India
Ginger would want a DVD player showing cats and mailmen so she could bark continuously. Windows that are constantly rolled down and a moon roof to howl at. Also, extra durable paint on the door frames, so Barky can hang out (of the windows) with the ...

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guardian.co.uk

The Poop on the Puppy
ABC News
First Tweens Malia and Sasha Obama will be receiving their first pet on Tuesday, a 6-month-old Portuguese Water Dog they've chosen to name "Bo." The puppy, a gift from Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass. -- who has two Portuguese Water Dogs -- is from a ...
Video: The Wait's Over: Obama's Choose First Dog The Associated Press
First Dog secret out; paper scooped on poop Chicago Breaking News - Tribune
Portuguese water dog - Obama’s dog Ub News
The Swamp - Tribune's Washington Bureau
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Ryan Scares poop in me undies
Bluebird Banter, Canada
by thefan590 on Apr 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT 1 comment Well, it's only the first week but I got to use my heart defribulator already during Saturday's Jays-Indians game. BJ Ryan, the Randy Myers of the 2000's, walked three than quickly gave upa bases ...

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Environmentalists balk at Surry's hen-poop power
News & Observer, NC
By Bruce Henderson - The Charlotte Observer The novelty of power plants that burn chicken droppings, mandated by North Carolina's new renewable-energy law, has given way to irony: They might be dirtier than the coal plants that environmentalists loathe ...

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The great Ayer poop scoop!
Nashoba Publishing, MA
"Can't we just make people responsible for picking up their own poop?" he asked, questioning the use of town funds to procure plastic bags. "What about personal responsibility?" said resident Mary Spinner. "We're living in an era now where no one takes ...

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Preece: Let's poop York's party
Northwich Guardian, UK
By Andrew Simpson » ANDY Preece has backed his team to fight another day by beating York City tomorrow, Saturday. The caretaker manager must lead Vics to back-to-back victories for the first time this term to ensure their stay in non-league’s top tier ...

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The dog poop isn't plastic
Canada.com, Canada
I am saddened to read more outrage about dog poop than the mentioning of the heart-breaking array of styrofoam that is on the beaches plus floating in the Campbell River estuary. It's also disheartening to see plastic bags, cups, straws, paper, ...

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Examiner.com

Elk Poop Open looks like a gas
Examiner.com
A Post-Poop barbecue will be held after the tournament at the Pine Haven Resort where many of the golfers spend the weekend of debauchery and golf. After hearing producer Dan Jacobs on KEPN, 1600 AM talking about the EPO I had to write something about ...

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The Poop's family DVD suggestions
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA
... and Halloween specials) but it's still the best Easter-themed DVD you can buy. Enjoy the 1970s influences, including Sally's quest for platform shoes. (Not Rated) Read The Chronicle's parenting blog, the Poop, at sfgate.com/blogs/parenting.

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San Francisco Chronicle

"Ever After" at the Elmwood
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA
I hesitate to promote this weekend's screening of "Ever After" at the Elmwood Theater in Berkeley -- not because the Elmwood's Family Film Series is a direct competitor to The Poop Presents, but because I'll have to admit to seeing "Ever After. ...

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Jaunted

NYC Spa Week Will Cover Your Face in Bird Poop
Jaunted
Or how about paying $50 to have the same stranger cover your face in bird poop? If either of these scenarios sound appealing, then get psyched for New York City's Spa Week, April 13-19, when the creme of the city's spa crop discount select treatments ...

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Newsday

Barack Obama in Baghdad
Newsday, NY
How can I tell him that he has 'pigeon poop' on his forehead? Gross!! He's not a baseball player, so why is he playing with his crotch?!?!? EEEEW! What the heck is that hanging from right nostril? It's wiggling!!! Yucko! See, if only you weren't such ...

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Domestic Fuel

Duckweed Turns Animal Poop into Fuel
CleanTechnica, CA
Since animal poop from factory farms is largely responsible algae blooms that create coastal dead zones, the NC State discovery could have ramifications far beyond our gas tanks. Small scale tests have proven that the same technology used to convert ...
That'll do, pig poo The Oregonian - OregonLive.com
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Five Stomach Warning Signs That You Should See a Doctor
EmpowHer, AZ
When does a problem with our digestion and poop turn into something that should be addressed by a doctor? When do we know an issue will pass and when it may not? Follow these tips. If you are suffering from more than two of these symptoms for a ...

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Media Life Magazine

The poop on reaching dog owners
Media Life Magazine
By Diego Vasquez For city dwellers, stepping in dog poop may not rank up there with being hit by a speeding taxi, but it’s one big annoyance. Which is why in some city's you see doggie bag dispensers along sidewalks. They're a convenience for ...

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Clip du jour (part 2): 'Everybody Poops' trailer
Entertainment Weekly
I dig the trailer for Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are . But if I'm to be totally honest, I think I'd sooner plunk down my $12 to see him do an adaptation of this whimsical coming-of-age tale about dancing potties, floating toilet brushes, ...
Inside All of Us is...Poop Adrants
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Adrants

Inside All of Us is...Poop
Adrants, MA
What everyone might not know is that another famed children's book, Everyone Poops, is also being made into a feature length film. OK, not really but check out the trailer here. by Steve Hall Apr- 8-09 Comments (5)

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MiamiHerald.com

Zac Efron's Embarrassing Funny or Die Debut
People Magazine
For Zac Efron, nothing but embarrassing outbursts, awkward requests, and, yes, poop in the hot tub. Vanessa Hudgens, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Carmen Electra, Lance Bass, Brody Jenner, Jessica Stroup, Brittany Snow and Queen Latifah are among the ...
You are Invited to Zac Efron's Pool Party; Must Have High Tolerance... Dose.ca
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Crackdown on poop doggy dogs
South Wales Guardian, UK
A DOG owner was fined £75 after being caught failing to clean up the pet’s mess in Mynydd Mawr Country Park in Tumble. Carmarthenshire Council’s environmental enforcement officers issued the fixed penalty notice last weekend as part of a campaign to ...

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Watch This: Spike Jonze's 'Everyone Poops' Trailer
Cinematical, CA
You know the book -- it's one of those novelty pick-ups at Urban Outfitters, but it's also (from what I've heard) a nice way to teach little kids how to, well, poop. Or something like that. Anyway, the spoof -- which takes cues from the real Wild ...

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Poop scoop bins row
Hartlepool Today, UK
By Paul Watson A DOG owner has hit out after a poop scoop bin was left overflowing with waste over the weekend. Alan Teather contacted Hartlepool Borough Council, and it took four days for the bin to be emptied. He saw an overflowing bin on the route ...

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The Age

Poop slueths on the prowl
The Age, Australia
An Israeli city is using DNA analysis of dog droppings to reward and punish pet owners. Under a six-month trial program launched this week, the city of Petah Tikva, a suburb of Tel Aviv, is asking dog owners to take their animal to a municipal ...

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New York Post

Bob Saget: 'I Don't Poop On Your Lawn!'
New York Post, NY
I don't go in front of his house and poop, which is really the only way to get back at people like that -- become the dog! PW: Yeah, but as a celebrity, that kind of behavior can land you in the Stars Are Just Like Us pages of Us Weekly! ...

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Examiner.com

iphone apps for moms and dads
Examiner.com
There’s even a poop monitoring app that can apparently tell you what your baby’s poop consistency indicates. For nursing moms, keep track of when and how much with this nursing app from andesigned. I even found an app at Code Goo that turns your iphone ...

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Poop bins plan is barking mad
Reading Evening Post, UK
After years of trying to persuade dog walkers to pick up after their pooches across the country, Wokingham’s latest plan to cut costs has seen all 245 dog-poo bins removed from parks in the borough, leaving dog walkers with nowhere to off-load any poop ...

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George W. Bush and dog Barney low key since leaving office
Examiner.com
Other than that, he's been walking his cantankerous dog Barney and picking up the dog's poop--both of which Bush apparently did not do during the eight years he was in office. "He said this is the first time Barney's ever had a walk," Jim Francis, ...
Bush to throw out first pitch on Rangers' Opening Day, then step ... Dallas Morning News
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Poop power, the old dream revisited
ZDNet Blogs
At the University of Georgia they’re working on a process to mass produce “biochar.” A form of charcoal from from organic waste, ranging woodchips and corn husks, to peanut shells (a Georgia speciality), or even chicken manure. Heating the raw material ...

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