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		<title>People of Wal-Mart NOT at Wal-Mart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What are the POW&#8217;s doing if they aren&#8217;t at their local WalMart?  Well the photos tell all!
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/people-of-wal-mart-not-at-wal-mart/</link>
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		<title>Great Products at a Funny Discount</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few labels that were poorly placed on everyday products.
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/great-products-at-a-funny-discount/</link>
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		<title>Posters from the Past</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few nostalgic posters from back in the day.  My how far humanity has come.  We should be proud of where we are now&#8230; not so much where we were!  The good ol&#8217; days &#8211; full of ignorance.
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/posters-from-the-past/</link>
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		<title>Funny Dog Costumes for Halloween</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you were looking for any costumes for your pup, then these dog costumes may help. Here&#8217; ya go! Happy Halloween!
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/funny-dog-costumes-for-halloween/</link>
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		<title>New (or Old) words</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE OLD NEW WORDS FOR 2007, 2008, 2009. 2010 and we suspect well into 2011 as well
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success
and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/new-or-old-words/</link>
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		<title>Show your Woman &#8220;You&#8217;re the Man!!!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just some ways you can show your special someone you&#8217;re a real man:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say &#8220;could be better.&#8221; This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/show-your-woman-youre-the-man/</link>
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		<title>Life Lessons Exposed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Below are some items of interest.  You may want to treasure these crumbs of wisdom.
??1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don&#8217;t let her brush your hair.
3. If you sister hits you, don&#8217;t hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can&#8217;t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don&#8217;t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/life-lessons-exposed/</link>
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		<title>Government and their &#8220;head&#8221; of Cow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/government-and-their-head-of-cow/</link>
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		<title>How to get a Buzz!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT A BUZZ!!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Philadelphia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, &#8220;Man, I wish we had something to drink!&#8221;
Jim says, &#8220;Me too. Y&#8217;know, I&#8217;ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?&#8221;
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/how-to-get-a-buzz/</link>
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		<title>Gospel &#8211; It&#8217;s the real deal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Just saying&#8221;
All of us &#8220;old&#8221; folks can remember why we didn&#8217;t have the &#8220;green thing&#8221; and how much better it was for us then!
The &#8220;Green Thing&#8221;
  In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren&#8217;t good for the environment.  The woman apologized to him and explained, &#8220;We didn&#8217;t have the &#8216;green thing&#8217; back in my day.&#8221;
 The clerk responded, &#8220;That&#8217;s our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/gospel-its-the-real-deal/</link>
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		<title>LeBron James Willing to Guard Derrick Rose in Game 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1.   The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And&#8230;. 
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/lebron-james-willing-to-guard-derrick-rose-in-game-2/</link>
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		<title>Technology Overload &#8211; Whoah Nelly!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with
1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,
pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under
duress for Twitter and Facebook , so my seven kids, their spouses, 13
grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern
way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140
ch aracters of space.
That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree,
Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/technology-overload-whoah-nelly/</link>
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		<title>Tsunami Creatures</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Crazy sea creatures left behind from the Tsunami.
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/tsunami-creatures/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t take a Laxative and a Sleeping Pill in the same night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I QUALIFY!  EXTRA FOR OLE FOLKS-NEVER TAKE A LAXATIVE AND A SLEEPING PILL ON THE SAME NIGHT! 
Someone had to remind me, so I&#8217;m reminding you too. Don&#8217;t laugh&#8230;..it is all true&#8230;.
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 
03. No one expects you to run&#8211;anywhere. 
04. People call at 9 pm and ask,&#8221;did I wake you?&#8221; 
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 
06. There is nothing left to learn ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/dont-take-a-laxative-and-a-sleeping-pill-in-the-same-night/</link>
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		<title>More Phunny Pix</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few more funny pictures&#8230; Happy Friday!
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/more-phunny-pix/</link>
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		<title>Funny Pictures &#8211; I guess&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are some funny photos I received today.  I hope they are a good laugh for you&#8230;
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/funny-pictures-i-guess/</link>
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		<title>Near Death Expirience</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman&#8217;s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, &#8216;You know what? You
have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
here. ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/near-death-expirience/</link>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Greatest Parents!  Look Mom!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few classic photos to prove that these parents are the &#8220;best of the best&#8221;  I sure hope you aren&#8217;t one of the children in the photo &#8211; or even worse&#8230; the parent!
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/worlds-greatest-parents-look-mom/</link>
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		<title>Ultimate Farts by Definition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Antisocial Farter:  One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
Amiable Farter:  One who loves the smell of other peoples&#8217; farts.
Athletic Farter:  One who farts at the slightest exertion.
Bruise Farter:  One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.
Dishonest Farter:  One who farts and then blames the dog or the kid.
Environmental Farter:  One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
Foolish Farter:  One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
Female (Dishonest) Farter:  They let you think they don&#8217;t fart until you marry them.
Honest ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/ultimate-farts-by-definition/</link>
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		<title>Somebody Fix AutoCorrect!  PLEASE</title>
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/somebody-fix-autocorrect-please/</link>
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		<title>Top Country Songs of 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine
9.  I Ain&#8217;t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a
Few
8.  If The Phone Don&#8217;t Ring, You&#8217;ll Know It&#8217;s Me
7.  I&#8217;ve Missed You, But My Aim&#8217;s Improving
6.  Wouldn&#8217;t Take Her To A Dogfight &#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Scared She&#8217;d Win
5.  I&#8217;m So Miserable Without You It&#8217;s Like You&#8217;re Still Here
4.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me The Finger
2.  She&#8217;s Lookin&#8217; Better With Every Beer
1.  ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/top-country-songs-of-2010/</link>
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		<title>When Men Retire</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What happens when men retire
       After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out..   Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women &#8211; she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart.
       Dear Mrs Harris,
       Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/when-men-retire/</link>
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		<title>Good Advice from an Old Farmer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”
“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…&#8230;.not yelled.”
“Meanness don&#8217;t just happen overnight.”
“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”
“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”
“It don&#8217;t take a very big person to carry a grudge.”
“You cannot unsay a cruel word.”
“Every path has a few puddles.”
“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
“The ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/good-advice-from-an-old-farmer/</link>
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		<title>Old Lady Wins!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,  to be confronted by
a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
&#8220;Good  morning&#8221; said the young man.
If I could take a couple minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners&#8230;&#8221;Go away!&#8221; said the old lady.  &#8220;I&#8217;m broke and haven&#8217;t got any
money!&#8221; and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man
wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open&#8230;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t be too hasty!&#8221;
he said. &#8220;Not until you have ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/old-lady-wins/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been a long fight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 63.  Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I&#8217;ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven&#8217;t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn&#8217;t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there&#8217;s no retirement in sight, and I&#8217;m tired. Very tired.
I&#8217;m tired of being ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/its-been-a-long-fight/</link>
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		<title>Life Explained by Graphs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How your current life is broken down and explained by charts, and graphs.
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/life-explained-by-graphs/</link>
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		<title>First Christmas Greeting &#8211; The Snow Fairy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It said if I didn&#8217;t send this I wouldn&#8217;t get my blessing and
Lord knows I need my blessing.
First Christmas Greeting
You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.
The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.
May YOU be blessed by his good deeds&#8230;..
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/first-christmas-greeting-the-snow-fairy/</link>
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		<title>The New TSA 2011 Calendar &#8211; YAY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TSA’s mistreatment, humiliation and general abrasive handling of Americans at airports, may be a portent to Americans (next) getting a Boot in their face if they refuse to be stripped searched, molested or x-rayed before boarding—any form of public transportation; bus, train, cruse ship. It is obvious TSA intends to extend its reach beyond airports; that TSA will blackball Americans from using other forms of public transportation, including preventing Citizens from driving beyond highway checkpoints, for alleged security reasons. TSA appears headed toward shutting down Americans’ Right To Travel Freely ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/the-new-tsa-2011-calendar-yay/</link>
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		<title>Old People&#8230; Hilarious</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared
offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with
patients. As he approached the receptionist&#8217;s desk, he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, &#8220;YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&#8221;
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look
at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/old-people-hilarious/</link>
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		<title>What Real Women Do</title>
		<description><![CDATA[REALLY??
A real woman is a man&#8217;s best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he&#8217;s the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/what-real-women-do/</link>
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		<title>Arkansas College of Engineering</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on
blocks in your front yard?
A. 66 Ford Fairlane
B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C. 64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons
of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the
product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density
of the pine trees in a plot to be ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/arkansas-college-of-engineering/</link>
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		<title>Crazy Helicopter Ride &#8211; Whoah Nelly!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What a savings!
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year
Buddy would say,  &#8216;Edna, I&#8217;d like to ride in that helicopter&#8217;
Edna always replied, &#8216;I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks&#8217;
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, &#8216;Edna, I&#8217;m 85
years old. If I don&#8217;t ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance&#8217;
To this, Edna replied, &#8220;Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty
bucks is fifty bucks&#8217;
The pilot overheard the couple ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/crazy-helicopter-ride-whoah-nelly/</link>
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		<title>Hee Hee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[







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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/hee-hee/</link>
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		<title>The truth about evolution</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/the-truth-about-evolution/</link>
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		<title>PRIDE AND OLD AGE DOESN&#8217;T ALWAYS MIX!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[PRIDE AND OLD AGE DOESN&#8217;T ALWAYS MIX! 
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to Feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn&#8217;t show up. Sam didn&#8217;t think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn&#8217;t shown up for a week
or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn&#8217;t know where Bill lived, so he was unable
to find out what had happened to him.
A ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/pride-and-old-age-doesnt-always-mix/</link>
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		<title>Story of a Wal-Mart Greeter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn&#8217;t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their &#8220;Older Person Friendly&#8221; policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. &#8220;Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I know ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/story-of-a-wal-mart-greeter/</link>
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		<title>What I found in the barn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely so it
would last and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal.
The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both
had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes.
There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they
had been welded shut.
Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it
wasn&#8217;t complimentary to the property ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/what-i-found-in-the-barn/</link>
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		<title>Old Town Albuquerque New Mexico</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take a walk through history around Albuquerque&#8217;s Old Town, the serene village that has been the focal point of community life since 1706. Quiet hidden patios, winding brick paths, gardens and balconies are waiting to be discovered. Wrought iron and adobe benches beckon you to rest in the shade and watch people stroll by. Visit historic San Felipe de Neri Church and relax in the Rose Garden.
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		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/old-town-albuquerque-new-mexico/</link>
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		<title>Holy Dingle-Berry! No wonder why it&#8217;s so itchy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[butt jokeA guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he&#8217;s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
 
The bartender screams at the guy, &#8220;Did you see what your monkey just did?&#8221; The guy says, &#8220;No, what?&#8221; &#8220;He just ate the cue ball off ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/holy-dingle-berry-no-wonder-why-its-so-itchy/</link>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Nose tops Ebay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[jrmvp98it7 I never thought I&#8217;d see this one but Michael Jackson broke another nose&#8230; I mean record when he sold his snout on ebay for big money!  By far the highest item sold that came directly from the &#8220;king of pop&#8221; he didn&#8217;t even seem to find a way to donate to charity&#8230;.
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 &#8211; June 25, 2009)
The whole world was shock when news all over media announces that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson is now dead. Not only the entertainment industries were grieving, but ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/michael-jacksons-nose-tops-ebay/</link>
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		<title>Getting Old Is Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An elderly gentleman&#8230;
Had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to
the doctor and the doctor said, &#8216;Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must
be really pleased that you can hear again.&#8217;
The gentleman replied, &#8216;Oh, I haven&#8217;t told my
family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I&#8217;ve changed my will three times!&#8217;
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/getting-old-is-fun/</link>
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		<title>.45 Caliber Bullet goes through my Nike High Tops</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About .5 people per 100,000 population (1400 total, all ages) die from accidental gunshot wounds and about 33 per 100,000 (100,000 total) are injured accidentally with gunshots (per US Centers for Disease Control/prevention) per year recently.  The rate has been dropping steadily for years.
Some of the accidents are results of hunting accidents.  Some are associated with mistakenly thinking a gun was unloaded.  Some involve idiotic behaviour like &#8220;horseplay.&#8221;  Some involve unsupervised children.  Virtually all of them involve inattention to a few basic safety rules.  Very few of them involve pre-teen ...]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/45-caliber-bullet-goes-through-my-nike-high-tops/</link>
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		<title>The trials and tribulations of Building 800 &#8211; Chabot Spectator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/8-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.chabotspectator.com/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-building-800-1.1718557&#38;cid=0&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNEX5U8N5NVggE6kVXPaEWY7-GpKhw">The trials and tribulations of Building 800</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">Chabot Spectator</font></font><br /><font size="-1">The first question that came to mind when I caught this on the <b>poop</b> sheet that&#39;s given out every week in the press room was ‘are you serious?&#39; I mean it&#39;sa brand new building. From the outside it looks elite, a nice new chain linked white rail that <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-building-800-chabot-spectator/</link>
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		<title>Macca wants to poop the party &#8211; Essex Echo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/1-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/4294821.Macca_wants_to_poop_the_party/&#38;cid=1334750583&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNH3WiADmbH_trVGpt1n5dotYsLmoQ">Macca wants to <b>poop</b> the party</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">Essex Echo,&#160;UK</font></font><br /><font size="-1">By Chris Phillips » The table-topping Foxes visit Roots Hall on Saturday knowing a win would clinch promotion and the League One championship. But the Shrimpers midfielder is keen to delay their impending celebrations by securing a shock victory for <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/macca-wants-to-poop-the-party-essex-echo/</link>
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		<title>Gary Bogue: &quot;Wild Gardening&quot; means using no pesticides &#8211; Contra Costa Times</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/5-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.contracostatimes.com/garybogue/ci_12149958&#38;cid=1334720150&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNG-Ihb8BCR2-4a1e1HO5yYyVkRUyg">Gary Bogue: &#34;Wild Gardening&#34; means using no pesticides</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">Contra Costa Times,&#160;CA</font></font><br /><font size="-1">By Gary Bogue Spring is sprung, as they say, and I carted home 12 bags of steer <b>poop</b> last weekend to celebrate. (I assume those of you who aren&#39;t laughing are gardeners.) I left the bags of manure next to one of the garden boxes so Lois could shovel <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/gary-bogue-wild-gardening-means-using-no-pesticides-contra-costa-times/</link>
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		<title>5-month-old puppy isn&#039;t housebroken: Ask Dog Lady &#8211; The Plain Dealer &#8211; cleveland.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/7-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.cleveland.com/living/plaindealer/doglady/index.ssf%3F/base/living-0/1239785905160250.xml%26coll%3D2&#38;cid=1334617488&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNEbhGM4fnoR-8LHTjayX1xJI0m57g">5-month-old puppy isn&#39;t housebroken: Ask Dog Lady</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com,&#160;OH</font></font><br /><font size="-1">When I take her out, she will pee or <b>poop</b> but will never initiate it on her own. She sleeps through the night, but daytime, despite my taking her out every hour, she will still pee or <b>poop</b> in the  house if I don&#39;t see her right away. <b>...</b></font><br /><font size="-1"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/7-1&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.mysouthend.com/index.php%3Fch%3Dcolumnists%26sc%3Ddog_lady%26id%3D89706&#38;cid=1334617488&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNHR-KfgYz5J6gvM2UltVkiF4zYZbQ">No shirking duties</a> <font size="-1" color="#6f6f6f">South End News</font></font><br /><font size="-1"><a class="p" href="http://news.google.com/news?ned=us&#38;hl=en&#38;ie=ISO-8859-1&#38;ncl=1334617488">all 2 news articles</a></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/5-month-old-puppy-isnt-housebroken-ask-dog-lady-the-plain-dealer-clevelandcom/</link>
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		<title>Catch my disease &#8211; Stuff.co.nz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/7-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/blogs/the-girls-guide/2338540/Catch-my-disease&#38;cid=0&#38;ei=1eLmSYjdLJCxmAe964yrDg&#38;usg=AFQjCNGh14AF7W-DEOqiDf7OC_cTkGkWpQ">Catch my disease</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">Stuff.co.nz,&#160;New Zealand</font></font><br /><font size="-1">I&#39;m telling ya, the whole runny <b>poop</b> thing anywhere-at-anytime... (surprise!) isn&#39;t doing much for bonding owner and pup, but somehow I still love that little guy (maybe because Joel&#39;s the one who cleans it up). And here&#39;s me writing about dog <b>poop</b> <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/catch-my-disease-stuffconz/</link>
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		<title>Water-Drinking, Tokyoites, Fart-Eating &#8211; San Diego Reader</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/9-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2009/apr/15/water-drinking-tokyoites-fart-eating/&#38;cid=0&#38;ei=Qo3nSeHHCpvW7AOH88TiBw&#38;usg=AFQjCNEFTEXOa29YDLyzdwbR-0rX1bbePQ">Water-Drinking, Tokyoites, Fart-Eating</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">San Diego Reader,&#160;CA</font></font><br /><font size="-1">That means the <b>poop</b> particles are floating around and  they go in your nose and on your tongue, so if you can smell my fart, you really have my micropoop in your mouth! Ha ha ha!” Not that funny to us victims. You ever heard this? Thanks. <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/water-drinking-tokyoites-fart-eating-san-diego-reader/</link>
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		<title>Rerun and the Doobie Brothers &#8211; San Francisco Chronicle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/8-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail%3Fentry_id%3D38527&#38;cid=0&#38;ei=1eLmSYjdLJCxmAe964yrDg&#38;usg=AFQjCNHIoby0Gpln5Rp3siVDiPPDC9galw">Rerun and the Doobie Brothers</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">San Francisco Chronicle,&#160; USA</font></font><br /><font size="-1">After traumatizing The <b>Poop</b> yesterday with the &#34;Diff&#39;rent Strokes&#34; Gordon Jump sex offender-with-a-laugh track video, I thought I&#39;d post something lighter. A few of you mentioned this classic very special &#34;What&#39;s Happening!!&#34; episode where Rerun  gets <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/rerun-and-the-doobie-brothers-san-francisco-chronicle/</link>
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		<title>Obama Girls Sell Pet Dog Poop On Abay &#8211; The Spoof (satire)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" width="valign=top" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7"><tr><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&#38;ct=us/9-0&#38;fd=R&#38;url=http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm%3Fheadline%3Ds2i51267&#38;cid=0&#38;ei=1eLmSYjdLJCxmAe964yrDg&#38;usg=AFQjCNFx-268GNC-WwrnUw-_rMSWGMCL0g">Obama Girls Sell Pet Dog <b>Poop</b> On Abay</a><br /><font size="-1"><font color="#6f6f6f">The Spoof (satire),&#160;UK</font></font><br /><font size="-1">The clever little girls are selling the <b>poop</b> from their new puppy over Abay--and already they are raking in thousands of bucks! It was Michelle Obama&#39;s idea to make money selling dog <b>poop</b>. Michelle helped her little girls write the Ebay ad. <b>...</b></font></div></font></td></tr></table>]]></description>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/obama-girls-sell-pet-dog-poop-on-abay-the-spoof-satire/</link>
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