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		<title>Strong Advice</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/strong-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never ask a barber if you ...]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Obama Capshuns&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/funny-obama-capshuns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the Obama&#8217;isms&#8230; Good times Obama &#8211; good times&#8230;
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		<title>80 Yr. Old</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/80-yr-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 8o-year-old Alabama Farmer
An 80-year-old Alabama farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a
check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, &#8216;How do You
stay in such great physical condition?&#8217;
&#8216;I&#8217;m from Alabama and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old
guy, &#8216;and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m in such good shape. I&#8217;m up well before daylight
milking cows and farming and when I&#8217;m not doing that, I&#8217;m out hunting or
fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.&#8217;
&#8216;Well&#8217; ...]]></description>
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		<title>New Pets</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/new-pets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Way Cool Cars</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/way-cool-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Men are Funny People</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/men-are-funny-people/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/02/men-are-funny-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men Are Just Happier People &#8211;
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don&#8217;t have to stop and think of which way to turn ...]]></description>
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		<title>Why you must always have a camera on you..</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/why-you-must-always-have-a-camera-on-you/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/02/why-you-must-always-have-a-camera-on-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Best Redneck Moments</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/best-redneck-moments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Motorcycle Accident &#8211; Branch in Cheek</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/motorcycle-accident-branch-in-cheek/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/02/motorcycle-accident-branch-in-cheek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a wicked spill! This motorcross daredevil takes a spill and lodges a branch in his cheek. (It&#8217;s not that bad)


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		<title>People of Wal-Mart NOT at Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/people-of-wal-mart-not-at-wal-mart/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/11/people-of-wal-mart-not-at-wal-mart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are the POW&#8217;s doing if they aren&#8217;t at their local WalMart?  Well the photos tell all!
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		<title>Great Products at a Funny Discount</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/great-products-at-a-funny-discount/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/11/great-products-at-a-funny-discount/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few labels that were poorly placed on everyday products.
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		<title>Posters from the Past</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/posters-from-the-past/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/11/posters-from-the-past/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few nostalgic posters from back in the day.  My how far humanity has come.  We should be proud of where we are now&#8230; not so much where we were!  The good ol&#8217; days &#8211; full of ignorance.
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		<title>Funny Dog Costumes for Halloween</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/funny-dog-costumes-for-halloween/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/10/funny-dog-costumes-for-halloween/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were looking for any costumes for your pup, then these dog costumes may help. Here&#8217; ya go! Happy Halloween!
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		<title>New (or Old) words</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/new-or-old-words/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/07/new-or-old-words/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 17:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE OLD NEW WORDS FOR 2007, 2008, 2009. 2010 and we suspect well into 2011 as well
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success
and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only ...]]></description>
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		<title>Show your Woman &#8220;You&#8217;re the Man!!!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/show-your-woman-youre-the-man/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/07/show-your-woman-youre-the-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 00:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just some ways you can show your special someone you&#8217;re a real man:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say &#8220;could be better.&#8221; This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are ...]]></description>
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		<title>Life Lessons Exposed</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/life-lessons-exposed/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/07/life-lessons-exposed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 21:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below are some items of interest.  You may want to treasure these crumbs of wisdom.
??1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don&#8217;t let her brush your hair.
3. If you sister hits you, don&#8217;t hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can&#8217;t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don&#8217;t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies ...]]></description>
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		<title>Government and their &#8220;head&#8221; of Cow</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/government-and-their-head-of-cow/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/06/government-and-their-head-of-cow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy ...]]></description>
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		<title>How to get a Buzz!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/how-to-get-a-buzz/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/05/how-to-get-a-buzz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 14:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHAT A BUZZ!!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Philadelphia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, &#8220;Man, I wish we had something to drink!&#8221;
Jim says, &#8220;Me too. Y&#8217;know, I&#8217;ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?&#8221;
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at ...]]></description>
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		<title>Gospel &#8211; It&#8217;s the real deal</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/gospel-its-the-real-deal/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/05/gospel-its-the-real-deal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 14:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Just saying&#8221;
All of us &#8220;old&#8221; folks can remember why we didn&#8217;t have the &#8220;green thing&#8221; and how much better it was for us then!
The &#8220;Green Thing&#8221;
  In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren&#8217;t good for the environment.  The woman apologized to him and explained, &#8220;We didn&#8217;t have the &#8216;green thing&#8217; back in my day.&#8221;
 The clerk responded, &#8220;That&#8217;s our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save ...]]></description>
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		<title>LeBron James Willing to Guard Derrick Rose in Game 2</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/lebron-james-willing-to-guard-derrick-rose-in-game-2/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/05/lebron-james-willing-to-guard-derrick-rose-in-game-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 14:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1.   The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And&#8230;. 
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!
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		<title>Technology Overload &#8211; Whoah Nelly!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/technology-overload-whoah-nelly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 13:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[blackberry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with
1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,
pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under
duress for Twitter and Facebook , so my seven kids, their spouses, 13
grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern
way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140
ch aracters of space.
That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree,
Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and ...]]></description>
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		<title>Tsunami Creatures</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/05/tsunami-creatures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 15:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crazy sea creatures left behind from the Tsunami.
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		<title>Don&#8217;t take a Laxative and a Sleeping Pill in the same night</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/dont-take-a-laxative-and-a-sleeping-pill-in-the-same-night/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/04/dont-take-a-laxative-and-a-sleeping-pill-in-the-same-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I QUALIFY!  EXTRA FOR OLE FOLKS-NEVER TAKE A LAXATIVE AND A SLEEPING PILL ON THE SAME NIGHT! 
Someone had to remind me, so I&#8217;m reminding you too. Don&#8217;t laugh&#8230;..it is all true&#8230;.
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 
03. No one expects you to run&#8211;anywhere. 
04. People call at 9 pm and ask,&#8221;did I wake you?&#8221; 
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 
06. There is nothing left to learn ...]]></description>
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		<title>More Phunny Pix</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/more-phunny-pix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few more funny pictures&#8230; Happy Friday!
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		<title>Funny Pictures &#8211; I guess&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/04/funny-pictures-i-guess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some funny photos I received today.  I hope they are a good laugh for you&#8230;
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		<title>Near Death Expirience</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/near-death-expirience/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/03/near-death-expirience/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman&#8217;s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, &#8216;You know what? You
have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
here. ...]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Greatest Parents!  Look Mom!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/03/worlds-greatest-parents-look-mom/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/03/worlds-greatest-parents-look-mom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few classic photos to prove that these parents are the &#8220;best of the best&#8221;  I sure hope you aren&#8217;t one of the children in the photo &#8211; or even worse&#8230; the parent!
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		<title>Ultimate Farts by Definition</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/ultimate-farts-by-definition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Butt Farts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Antisocial Farter:  One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
Amiable Farter:  One who loves the smell of other peoples&#8217; farts.
Athletic Farter:  One who farts at the slightest exertion.
Bruise Farter:  One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.
Dishonest Farter:  One who farts and then blames the dog or the kid.
Environmental Farter:  One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
Foolish Farter:  One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
Female (Dishonest) Farter:  They let you think they don&#8217;t fart until you marry them.
Honest ...]]></description>
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		<title>Somebody Fix AutoCorrect!  PLEASE</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/02/somebody-fix-autocorrect-please/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/02/somebody-fix-autocorrect-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 03:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Top Country Songs of 2010</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/top-country-songs-of-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/12/top-country-songs-of-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine
9.  I Ain&#8217;t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a
Few
8.  If The Phone Don&#8217;t Ring, You&#8217;ll Know It&#8217;s Me
7.  I&#8217;ve Missed You, But My Aim&#8217;s Improving
6.  Wouldn&#8217;t Take Her To A Dogfight &#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Scared She&#8217;d Win
5.  I&#8217;m So Miserable Without You It&#8217;s Like You&#8217;re Still Here
4.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me The Finger
2.  She&#8217;s Lookin&#8217; Better With Every Beer
1.  ...]]></description>
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		<title>When Men Retire</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/when-men-retire/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/12/when-men-retire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when men retire
       After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out..   Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women &#8211; she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart.
       Dear Mrs Harris,
       Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban ...]]></description>
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		<title>Good Advice from an Old Farmer</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/good-advice-from-an-old-farmer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”
“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…&#8230;.not yelled.”
“Meanness don&#8217;t just happen overnight.”
“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”
“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”
“It don&#8217;t take a very big person to carry a grudge.”
“You cannot unsay a cruel word.”
“Every path has a few puddles.”
“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
“The ...]]></description>
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		<title>Old Lady Wins!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/old-lady-wins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,  to be confronted by
a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
&#8220;Good  morning&#8221; said the young man.
If I could take a couple minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners&#8230;&#8221;Go away!&#8221; said the old lady.  &#8220;I&#8217;m broke and haven&#8217;t got any
money!&#8221; and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man
wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open&#8230;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t be too hasty!&#8221;
he said. &#8220;Not until you have ...]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been a long fight</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/its-been-a-long-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/12/its-been-a-long-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 63.  Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I&#8217;ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven&#8217;t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn&#8217;t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there&#8217;s no retirement in sight, and I&#8217;m tired. Very tired.
I&#8217;m tired of being ...]]></description>
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		<title>Life Explained by Graphs</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/life-explained-by-graphs/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/12/life-explained-by-graphs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How your current life is broken down and explained by charts, and graphs.
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		<title>First Christmas Greeting &#8211; The Snow Fairy</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/12/first-christmas-greeting-the-snow-fairy/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/12/first-christmas-greeting-the-snow-fairy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It said if I didn&#8217;t send this I wouldn&#8217;t get my blessing and
Lord knows I need my blessing.
First Christmas Greeting
You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.
The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.
May YOU be blessed by his good deeds&#8230;..
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		<title>The New TSA 2011 Calendar &#8211; YAY</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/the-new-tsa-2011-calendar-yay/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/11/the-new-tsa-2011-calendar-yay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anal Search]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cavity Search]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SCAM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TSA’s mistreatment, humiliation and general abrasive handling of Americans at airports, may be a portent to Americans (next) getting a Boot in their face if they refuse to be stripped searched, molested or x-rayed before boarding—any form of public transportation; bus, train, cruse ship. It is obvious TSA intends to extend its reach beyond airports; that TSA will blackball Americans from using other forms of public transportation, including preventing Citizens from driving beyond highway checkpoints, for alleged security reasons. TSA appears headed toward shutting down Americans’ Right To Travel Freely ...]]></description>
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		<title>Old People&#8230; Hilarious</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared
offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with
patients. As he approached the receptionist&#8217;s desk, he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, &#8220;YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&#8221;
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look
at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an ...]]></description>
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		<title>What Real Women Do</title>
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		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/11/what-real-women-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[REALLY??
A real woman is a man&#8217;s best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he&#8217;s the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Arkansas College of Engineering</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/11/arkansas-college-of-engineering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 23:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on
blocks in your front yard?
A. 66 Ford Fairlane
B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C. 64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons
of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the
product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density
of the pine trees in a plot to be ...]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Helicopter Ride &#8211; Whoah Nelly!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/crazy-helicopter-ride-whoah-nelly/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/10/crazy-helicopter-ride-whoah-nelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 01:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a savings!
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year
Buddy would say,  &#8216;Edna, I&#8217;d like to ride in that helicopter&#8217;
Edna always replied, &#8216;I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks&#8217;
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, &#8216;Edna, I&#8217;m 85
years old. If I don&#8217;t ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance&#8217;
To this, Edna replied, &#8220;Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty
bucks is fifty bucks&#8217;
The pilot overheard the couple ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hee Hee</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/10/hee-hee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 00:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[This is Funny]]></category>

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		<title>The truth about evolution</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 01:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>PRIDE AND OLD AGE DOESN&#8217;T ALWAYS MIX!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/pride-and-old-age-doesnt-always-mix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PRIDE AND OLD AGE DOESN&#8217;T ALWAYS MIX! 
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to Feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn&#8217;t show up. Sam didn&#8217;t think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn&#8217;t shown up for a week
or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn&#8217;t know where Bill lived, so he was unable
to find out what had happened to him.
A ...]]></description>
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		<title>Story of a Wal-Mart Greeter</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/story-of-a-wal-mart-greeter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn&#8217;t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their &#8220;Older Person Friendly&#8221; policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. &#8220;Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I know ...]]></description>
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		<title>What I found in the barn</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/09/what-i-found-in-the-barn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 00:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely so it
would last and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal.
The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both
had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes.
There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they
had been welded shut.
Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it
wasn&#8217;t complimentary to the property ...]]></description>
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		<title>Old Town Albuquerque New Mexico</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/07/old-town-albuquerque-new-mexico/</link>
		<comments>http://myitchybutt.com/07/old-town-albuquerque-new-mexico/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 22:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a walk through history around Albuquerque&#8217;s Old Town, the serene village that has been the focal point of community life since 1706. Quiet hidden patios, winding brick paths, gardens and balconies are waiting to be discovered. Wrought iron and adobe benches beckon you to rest in the shade and watch people stroll by. Visit historic San Felipe de Neri Church and relax in the Rose Garden.
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		<title>Holy Dingle-Berry! No wonder why it&#8217;s so itchy!</title>
		<link>http://myitchybutt.com/06/holy-dingle-berry-no-wonder-why-its-so-itchy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 21:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[butt jokeA guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he&#8217;s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
 
The bartender screams at the guy, &#8220;Did you see what your monkey just did?&#8221; The guy says, &#8220;No, what?&#8221; &#8220;He just ate the cue ball off ...]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Nose tops Ebay</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[jrmvp98it7 I never thought I&#8217;d see this one but Michael Jackson broke another nose&#8230; I mean record when he sold his snout on ebay for big money!  By far the highest item sold that came directly from the &#8220;king of pop&#8221; he didn&#8217;t even seem to find a way to donate to charity&#8230;.
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 &#8211; June 25, 2009)
The whole world was shock when news all over media announces that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson is now dead. Not only the entertainment industries were grieving, but ...]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Old Is Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly gentleman&#8230;
Had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to
the doctor and the doctor said, &#8216;Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must
be really pleased that you can hear again.&#8217;
The gentleman replied, &#8216;Oh, I haven&#8217;t told my
family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I&#8217;ve changed my will three times!&#8217;
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on ...]]></description>
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