Here are a few more funny pictures… Happy Friday!

What happens when men retire
       After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out..   Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart.
       Dear Mrs Harris,
       Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban …

I’m 63.  Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there’s no retirement in sight, and I’m tired. Very tired.
I’m tired of being …

A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely so it
would last and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal.
The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both
had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes.
There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they
had been welded shut.
Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it
wasn’t complimentary to the property …