An elderly gentleman…
Had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to
the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must
be really pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my
family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on …

Construct a sentence with the phrases below.  Mine is in the subject line.
 
Don’t spoil the fun, and keep it going………… Type out the sentence
 
you end up with in the subject line and forward to your friends… also,
 
send it back to the person that sent it to you.
 
 
 
Pick the month you were born:
 
January——-I kicked
 
February——I loved
 
March——–I karate chopped
 
April———-I licked
 
May———-I jumped on
 
June———-I smelled
 
July———–I did the Macarena With
 
August——–I had lunch with
 
September—-I danced with
 
October——-I sang to
 
November—–I yelled at
 
December—–I ran over
 
 
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
 
1——-a birdbath
 
2——-a monster
 
3——-a phone
 
4——-a fork
 
5——-a snowman
 
6——-a gangster
 
7——-my mobile phone
 
8——-my …

This is for those mother’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh. Why boys need moms…
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. hous e 4 in ches deep.
2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) …

At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is…having friends.
At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is…having sex.
At age 35, success is…having money.
At age 50, success is…having money.
At age 60, success is…having sex.
At age 70, success is…having a driver’s …

The Best Colon Cancer Treatment Options
Among the most spread cancers, colon cancer usually occurs in men and women over the age of 50. The main causes of colon cancer are related to the patient’s diet: very low in fiber and high in fat and calories. By keeping a healthy life style and good eating habits, you can prevent developing cancer of the colon even before this becomes a problem. You might also want to try and check your family history for cases of colon cancer and adopt a healthier diet …

Removing pubic hair methods
Shaving is the most common removing pubic hair method. However, it is not the only one.
After you have decided you want to remove your pubic hair, you will have to examine the different methods for removing pubic hair and decide which on is the best for you.
The following lines include a brief glance of the existing pubic hair removal methods:
1. Shaving – razor shaving is one of the most popular removing pubic hair method. One should shave his pubic hair area carefully and gently using a proper …

Prevent Constipation And Other Health Ailments With Papaya
Constipation is a condition whereby the fecal matter traveling through your colon remains too long in your colon before traveling out of the rectum. You become aware that you are constipated if you have difficulty passing motion or take a few days to do one purge.
That said, if you are suffering from constipation, you have been advised to eat more fruits and vegetables to increase your fiber intake.
For fruit, have you considered having papaya as a constipation remedy or including it as part …

Installing A Steam Bath – Part One
Do you love steam baths? Feel that you can’t survive without them? If you are one of those who live for steam, consider getting a steam bath installed in your home. Having your own is the ultimate for many steam bath lovers and getting one may be easier (and less expensive) than you think.
There are two basic choices when installing a steam bath in your home. You can convert your existing bathtub or shower or you can install a modular steam bath. There are …

Electric Scooters: Love At First Spin
Gasoline prices skyrocketing? No need to worry – with a motor or electric scooter one gallon of gas will last for weeks.
As people start driving electric scooters, they find more and more reasons to like them. They’re practical, easy to park and get great gas mileage. With gasoline price raising day by day, the popularity of playful, fuel-efficient electric scooters has soared. According to industry experts, last years sales have doubled compared to a year ago, and only in 2005 more than 300,000 electric scooters …