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[30 Nov 2011 | No Comment | ]
People of Wal-Mart NOT at Wal-Mart

What are the POW’s doing if they aren’t at their local WalMart? Well the photos tell all!

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[28 Nov 2011 | No Comment | ]
Great Products at a Funny Discount

Here are a few labels that were poorly placed on everyday products.

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[12 Nov 2011 | No Comment | ]
Posters from the Past

Here are a few nostalgic posters from back in the day. My how far humanity has come. We should be proud of where we are now… not so much where we were! The good ol’ days – full of ignorance.

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[25 Oct 2011 | No Comment | ]
Funny Dog Costumes for Halloween

If you were looking for any costumes for your pup, then these dog costumes may help. Here’ ya go! Happy Halloween!

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[23 Jul 2011 | No Comment | ]
Show your Woman “You’re the Man!!!”

Just some ways you can show your special someone you’re a real man:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are …

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[21 Jun 2011 | No Comment | ]
Government and their “head” of Cow

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy …

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[17 May 2011 | No Comment | ]
How to get a Buzz!

WHAT A BUZZ!!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Philadelphia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at …

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[17 May 2011 | No Comment | ]
LeBron James Willing to Guard Derrick Rose in Game 2

INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And….
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

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[10 May 2011 | No Comment | ]
Technology Overload – Whoah Nelly!

When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with
1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,
pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under
duress for Twitter and Facebook , so my seven kids, their spouses, 13
grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern
way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140
ch aracters of space.
That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree,
Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and …

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[9 May 2011 | No Comment | ]
Tsunami Creatures

Crazy sea creatures left behind from the Tsunami.