Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.  

I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny.  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

      No, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

       Now that’s taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

       What a guy!  

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace 

 I can see where it might have that effect!

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 If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

   Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

      Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

      You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?Oklahoma’s new construction program! 

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

     He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Weren’t they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

       Do they taste like chicken?****************************************

  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

       Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is…. 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
 

     Did I read that right?