[21 May 2013 | No Comment | ]
Etiquette of this sublime outdoor – cooking activity – BBQ

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor ;cooking activity ;. ;When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine… ;
(1) ;The woman buys the food. ;
(2) ;The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. ;
(3) ;The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is …

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[17 May 2013 | No Comment | ]

 

 

 

1. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.  Oh go ahead…I’ll wait…

3. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.     

 

4. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

 

 

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

 

 

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you …

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[22 Apr 2013 | No Comment | ]

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

 

2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law – If you change lines …

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[22 Apr 2013 | No Comment | ]

Barack and Michelle were sitting  in the first row with the Secret
Service people directly behind them. One of  the Secret Service guys
leans forward and says something to the president.  Barack stares at
the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and  shakes his
head violently.
The agent then says, “Mr.  President, it was a unanimous request,
from the owner of the team down to the  bat boy. And…the fans would
love it!”
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders  and says, “If that’s what the people want.”
He gets up, grabs Michelle by  her collar and the …

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[9 Apr 2012 | No Comment | ]

If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never ask a barber if you …

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[8 Apr 2012 | No Comment | ]

The 8o-year-old Alabama Farmer
An 80-year-old Alabama farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a
check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ‘How do You
stay in such great physical condition?’
‘I’m from Alabama and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old
guy, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight
milking cows and farming and when I’m not doing that, I’m out hunting or
fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.’
‘Well’ …