An elderly gentleman…
Had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to
the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must
be really pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my
family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on …

About .5 people per 100,000 population (1400 total, all ages) die from accidental gunshot wounds and about 33 per 100,000 (100,000 total) are injured accidentally with gunshots (per US Centers for Disease Control/prevention) per year recently.  The rate has been dropping steadily for years.
Some of the accidents are results of hunting accidents.  Some are associated with mistakenly thinking a gun was unloaded.  Some involve idiotic behaviour like “horseplay.”  Some involve unsupervised children.  Virtually all of them involve inattention to a few basic safety rules.  Very few of them involve pre-teen …