THE OLD NEW WORDS FOR 2007, 2008, 2009. 2010 and we suspect well into 2011 as well
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success
and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only …

Below are some items of interest.  You may want to treasure these crumbs of wisdom.
??1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If you sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies …

“Just saying”
All of us “old” folks can remember why we didn’t have the “green thing” and how much better it was for us then!
The “Green Thing”
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back in my day.”
The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save …

I QUALIFY!  EXTRA FOR OLE FOLKS-NEVER TAKE A LAXATIVE AND A SLEEPING PILL ON THE SAME NIGHT! 
Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh…..it is all true….
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 
03. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 
04. People call at 9 pm and ask,”did I wake you?” 
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 
06. There is nothing left to learn …

What happens when men retire
       After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out..   Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart.
       Dear Mrs Harris,
       Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban …